Japanenglishese

Friday, August 29, 2003

Just because LIB did it, I though I would try.  I used the same procedure from my first ten items on the 101 things about me entry.  Whoa.  No wonder we can’t all get along.

Babel Fish Translation Help

In English: 

Because I can grasp the crayon, in order for I to draw up the Isao strange masterpiece, concerning me who was tried thing of 101. At all, making the paper with respect to appearance in my masterpiece there is no or colors other every physical medium with the crayon. I do not raise the stomach frequently. Usually I more frequently obtain with the technology of the atlas. I really am the skinny. My tattoo is confused many people from the character where I am thin. I obtained my tattoo between age of 19 and 22. As for me for the sake of and lusting the ever since that. I have written this with age of 29. I exceeding 22, as made that, as for that you do not feel. 

I can do this without the Japanenglish babelfish:

My hair beats ten tulips without have poot in red tin phillips can.  Stick pink watoozie fire in longest line of bed linen provided.

(I typed all that up myself.  I’m fluent in Japanese.)

And, just so I can show off a bit, being in the fine mood in which I am. I will add in some of my own translation work. I wish I had a font making program that was easy enough to use, so I could render Iseah in characters, but I am stuck with the phonetic spelling. All the vowels are latinish (ah, eeh, eh, oh, ooh). Here is my language, Iseah. I translated the song "in dreams" from the LOTR soundtrack. Kuan iaso esha am'esha'i al'andai kielnevan iosh ko'tielneva. so iki'andayel tai adia al'ayalo so. aslia toban'i. val so tial'an nok dan'am amada'im so tial'an al'alagan'imam bashe'i kuan moga lasa'n mesanvala'n kuan asho'imam so kilnevan'an te'i dan'am me so mean i'me'am so al'ala'm so osho basha "When the cold of winter comes starless night will cover day in the veiling of the sun we will walk in bitter rain but in dreams I still hear your name and in dreams we will meet again when the seas and mountains fall and we come to end of days in the dark I hear a call calling me there I will go there and back again."