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Fone Ettiks

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Tu De, Aye wuz tallken tu ah frend an E-male and wuz enspyerd tu rite thes entri.

Tery Pratchet is talintid at this in hiz buks cald thu diskwurld seeriez.

Aye hev allweyz bin intreegd weth thu intrekusees uf riteeng and tho it iz hard tu tipe fone ettiklee it iz veree eezee tu speek this wei. 

Powetikly speeking, it mite naut bi a gud ayedia tu rite this wei fur mi vurs or eni theeng beeyoutefl, but et mite bi intresteeng. 

Shute, Aye think Aye well trie it:

Aul makdanal had a faum
E AYE E AYE O
and an thet faum hi had a gote
E EYE E EYE O
weth a gote gote heer and a gote gote ther
evri wer a gote gote
Aul makdanal had a faum
E AYE E AYE O

and an thet faum hi had a chikin
E EYE E EYE O
weth a buk buk heer and a buk buk ther
evri wer a buk buk (kak a dudl du)
Aul makdanal had a faum
E AYE E AYE O

and an thet faum hi had a mows
E EYE E EYE O
weth a skweek skweek heer and a skweek skweek ther
evri wer a skweek skweek (stoopid mows! werz thu kat?)
Aul makdanal had a faum
E AYE E AYE O

and an thet faum hi had a rek
E EYE E EYE O
weth a wak wak heer and a wak wak ther
evri wer a wak wak (stoopid famer! yer nat spozd tu leev thu rek layeng arown!)
Aul makdanal had a faum
E AYE E AYE O

Translation: I have always been intrigued with the intricacies of writing and though it is hard to type phonetically it is very easy to speak this way. Poetically speaking, it might not be a good idea to write this way for my verse or anything beautiful, but it might be interesting. Shoot, I think I will try it: Old macdonald had a farm E I E I O and on that farm he had a goat E I E I O with a goat goat here and a goat goat there every where a goat goat Old macdonald had a farm E I E I O aw buggret, thas nuff fer me, I'm hurtin mi ayez and fingurz. Bettr than netspeek, thow.